REGAL’S REPORT IS NOW ONLINE—www.umcrookston.edu/people/services/career/regalsreport

TRIVIA—WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Craig Hennen answered the trivia questions correctly and won a free pass to the Grand Theater. He can stop by and pick up his movie pass from Pam in Bede 120. The answer to: What is the most common first name in the world? Mohammed. And now you know that too. This week’s trivia question is: What is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard? If you think you know the answer, write it on a slip of paper along with your name and e-mail address and drop it off at the Bede Information Desk by Noon on Wednesday. We will draw a winner from the correct answers. The winner will receive a Grand Theater movie pass. The winner’s name will appear in next week’s Regal’s Report.

REGAL EAGLE – Interested in earning extra cash? Got what it takes to pep up a crowd? Show your college spirit! We are looking for enthusiastic individuals to act as Regal for upcoming home athletic events. If you are interested in learning more about being Regal, contact Rose Ulseth at 8439, by email at rulseth or stop by her office in UTOC Room C-22.

FREE NICOTROL PATCHES: Student Health was fortunate enough to obtain more nicotrol patch kits from the Institute for Research and Education to assist those people who wish to stop smoking. The patches are free and available to anybody. Stop by Student Health Bede 111 for more information, or call Stacey at 8512.

NEED HELP WITH YOUR STUDIES – Drop-in Tutoring will now be available on Tuesdays in Skyberg Conference Center from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m., Thursdays in McCall Hall Basement from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. and Sundays in Owen 217 from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.

• September 26, 1999 –College Drive-In Movie, Parking Lot E, at dust (8:00 ish)
• September 26, 1999 – Bede Lounge will be open from 2-7 instead of 12-5 to allow fans to watch the Minnesota/Green Bay game on the big screen.
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• October 4-9 – Homecoming Week Theme: "Celebrate the Century" – Parade sign-up Bede Desk

JOKE OF THE WEEK – In honor of the upcoming Vikings/ Packer football game. A Packer football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it. Any comments Packer fans?

LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD GET A LOCKER. – Did you know that UMC has lockers available for rent for the low price of a $5 deposit and a $5 annual rental fee? Stop by the Bede Information Desk to inquire about renting a locker.

STUDENTS WITH DISABILITIES WHO NEED ACADEMIC ACCOMODATIONS – and have not made arrangements for them are encouraged to meet with Laurie Wilson in the Office for Students with Disabilities, 119 Bede hall, phone 8587 to discuss their needs. Students must provide documentation of their disability to be eligible for classroom accommodations. Stop by and find out about your rights and responsibilities as a student with a disability.

EARN MONEY TAPING TEXTBOOKS ON CAMPUS – UMC is hiring students and other interested persons to tape-record texts for students with disabilities. You will be provided with a tape recorder, tapes, a text, and a course syllabus, and you will earn $6.35/hour. Students who tape must possess strong reading skills, have clear voice quality, and be able to produce materials in a timely way. Interested persons should see Linda Rains in Owen 127 to offer a brief reading sample and learn more. You do not have to be work-study eligible to tape texts.

• Student Government Elections, September 20, between 10 and 3, in Bede Lounge.
• Students interested in joining the Official UMC Computer Club there will be a meeting, Wednesday, September 22 at 8:00 p.m. in Conference Center 131.

If you would like your club activities mentioned in the Regal’s Report stop by and see Meloni in Bede 106 or e-mail her at melonir.

LEADERSHIP LUNCHEON -- The Leadership Luncheon series begins Tuesday, September 21, 1999 at Noon in Brown Dining A & B. This weeks luncheon will focus on be Welcome, IceBreakers and Setting Leadership Goals. Leadership Luncheons are held every other Tuesday.

HAYRIDE & BONFIRE –Campus Ministry is sponsoring a Hayride and Bonfire Wednesday, September 22. Meet at McCall Hall at 6:30 p.m. Everyone is welcome.

CAMPUS AA GROUP -- Students interested in forming a campus AA group may leave their names with Laurie Wilson, counselor, in 119 Bede Hall. If enough students are interested a campus location can be arranged for your meetings.

LATIN & BALLROOM DANCING COMING TO UMC IN OCTOBER -- Latin and Ballroom dancing will be available to all UMC Students, Faculty and Staff. Sign up for dance classes, which will be held October 3^rd, 10^th, 17^th and 24^th, at the Bede Information Desk. Cost is $12 for students and $20 for non-students. Have you tried "Livin La Vida Loca"?

CHESTER FRITZ LINE-UP -- The 1999-2000 schedule for the Chester Fritz has been received at the Bede Info Desk. Students who are carrying 12 credits or more and are paying the Student fee are able to receive tickets at the Chester Fritz for 1/3 off the regular ticket price. For more information or to order tickets please see Meloni in Bede Hall, Room 106 or call her at 281-8586.

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE? Want some valuable experience & training? – The AmeriCorps program here in Crookston is looking for enthusiastic individuals to apply to work in the Crookston community. This is a great opportunity if you enjoy working with kids, like to get involved in community activities, want to make a little bit of money, get some great training, and want to earn some money to put toward your college education. If you are interested and want more information, contact Liz Valdez or D’Anne Johnson @ 281-8525 or stop up to Bede 211.

LARGER THAN LIFE AWARDS – Youth Service America has joined forces with Sears, Roebuck and Co. and the Backstreet Boys to honor outstanding young people who demonstrate a commitment to community service and dedication to the volunteer spirit. Win 4 tickets to see the Backstreet Boys in concert! Meet the Backstreet Boys backstage! Win a $2,000 grant to fund a project for National Youth Service Day 2000! The Larger Than Life Awards will recognize 36 young people who are improving their communities through service to others or the environment. National Youth Service Day is April 14-15, 2000. For additional information including concert dates and application details stop and see Meloni in Bede 106.

WINNERS AT THE OPEN MIC NIGHT WERE – 1^st Place - Rana Scanlon, 2^nd Place - Ben Horgen and Adam Wagner, 3^rd Place was a tie between – Gillian Goodkind and Sonic Petithomme. A huge thank you to all who made this even a huge success.

Upcoming Workshops:

"Career Planning for the Undecided Student" Two opportunities for you to attend. September 20 & September 27, 4:30 – 5:30 in Conference Center 131.

Employers to Interview on Campus – CENEX/Land O’ Lakes, ACR Homes, Norwest Financial, Lutheran Brotherhood and Federated Insurance. Stop by the Counseling & Career Center in Bede 106 for more information and to sign up with these companies.

Get your resume on-line today. Don & Meloni are here to assist you.

College Life Got You Down – Need Someone to Talk With. Don or Laurie in the Counseling Center are here to help. Laurie can be found in Bede 117 and Don is in Bede 106.